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sophie; everything can be an au if you try hard enough
Anonymous asked:
ILL BE UR GIRLFRIEND PLS

๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜ I’m waiting with open arms!!

Shae’s Birthday Goal!

maurypovichofficial:

Okay I know this is a stretch beyond compare but my 22nd birthday is October 8th and I wanna reach my next thousand by then only problem isโ€ฆIโ€™m 500 away from it lmao! But if you guys could squad up and help me reach it I would be over the moon with joy. Just reblog this and you would be giving me the best birthday present :)

callerina:

hisprincessinconverse:

danfreakindavis:

REMINDER: if you have a vagina and want to use Plan B as an emergency contraceptive, it loses effectiveness if you weigh more than 165 lbs (74.84ย kg) and is completely ineffective for those that weight more than 176 lbs (79.83ย kg) (x)

Whhhhat?
Excuse me.
Let me spread the shit out of this.

This is horrifying. And sadly true.

u ever just gotta take off ur bra before u can deal with something? like “ah fuck precalc homework better take off my bra”